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[1] what is your best friend's mom's name?
i have no idea.
[2] what body part do you hate the most?
my breasts. interestingly, they're also the part i'm most partial to.
it's a love/hate thing.
[3] who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
certainly at the time i thought it was al mcinnes - 10th grade science. they've got no business hiring 24-year olds to teach
15-year old girls! looking back...uh...there was something really kind of hot about my 11th grade computer science teacher,
graham macpherson. i think it was his shockingly unbridled miserable streak.
[4] have you ever made out in a movie theater?
i have a feeling i did, once. i'm a little unclear about the details, though. i'm fascinated by the fact that i never remember
the details of these "making out" questions - obviously i didn't put a great deal of importance on it at the time.
[5] what body part do you wash first?
underarms.
[6] do you have any piercings?
eleven holes in the ears, one in the navel. i hope to have my nose done in the next day or two.
[7] is your driveway steep?
well, i live in an apartment, but yes...it's kind of a slog out of the underground parking lot.
[8] what's your favorite flavor of pringles?
regular. not that i ever let myself have any....
[9] have you ever been tied up?
uh-huh
[10] have you ever had two dates in one night?
i'm not sure how to answer this one. i had a horrible date with this guy who was visiting bc from australia, and brought
his two friends along on the date with us. he picked up some other aussie tourist while we were out, leaving me with the
other two. i don't imagine that's what you're asking, but does it qualify?
[11] how many times have you been cursed at?
good lord, why not ask me how many times i've breathed today???
[12] which shoe do you put on first?
i'm pretty sure i don't prefer one over the other - it's whichever one i grab first.
[13] how old are you?
36
[14] have you ever been to a gay bar?
not that i knew of, but i did have midnight breakfast at doll & penny's once.
[15] have you ever had any "friends with benefits"?
just once...it was a nightmare and i came to my senses before we even finished the first time.
[16] is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
i just realized recently that they were all power-hungry star signs. two aries, one taurus and one leo.
[17] did you french kiss before you were 16?
no
[18] have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting
no
[19] who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
these days, more often than not, it's george.
[20] have you ever had a song written about you?
he denies it, but one of the songs my ex wrote is word-for-word what he told me when i told him i was engaged to somebody
else. i suspect he was too drunk to remember that i was the inspiration.
[21] have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
no. i did walk in on them having sex once, though.
[22] what was your childhood nickname?
dad called me his "little 42" (i had yellow pjs with a "42" on the front). grampa called me "little leslie". at pioneer
girls i was "wienie". my brothers called me "ugly" or "ratbag". my official white family nickname - the last person to be
given one, as far as i know - was "tweetie".
[23] when is the last time you played the air guitar?
i can honestly say that i don't think i ever have.
[24] have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
absolutely. their washroom, too.
[25] what's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
i haven't been driving very long. last summer i pulled out my knapsack, went digging for my sunscreen, pulled off all my
rings, and applied sunscreen to my whole body...all the while careening along the trans canada highway, east of yale.
[26] have you ever bitten your toenails?
not that i recall.
[27] how do you normally eat your oreo cookies?
i pull them open and scrape out the centre with my upper front teeth. then i eat the wafers.
[28] name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
go braless.
[29] how many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
depends entirely on what i'm drinking. i can put away a mickey of hard liquor and not feel a thing. i can also drink a couple
of beers and watch the room spin.
[30] why are you doing this survey?
because i can't resist the stupid things.
[31] do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
are you kidding? i'm obsessive-compulsive...of course i fold.
[32] do you have any strange phobias?
here we go:
- agoraphobia (fear of being trapped outside my comfort zone)
- automatonophobia (fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax figures, etc)
- cartilogenophobia (fear of bones)
- claustrophobia (obvious - closed-in spaces)
- coulrophobia (fear of clowns)
- cremnophobia (fear of precipices)
- pupaphobia (fear of puppets)
- scelerophobia (fear of bad men, burglars)
- sociophobia (fear of society, people in general)
i'm also counterphobic in some areas - although clowns and ventriloquist's dummies scare me to the point of physical sickness,
i just went to see dead silence last night.
[33] have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
no
[34] have you ever called your love interest by another girl's/guy's name?
once - the second guy i ever actually laid in bed with. it was something i'd only done with the one guy, and as we lay there
talking it was his name that came out of my mouth.
[35] have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
no
[36] have you ever played naked twister?
no
[37] have you ever been drunk at work/school?
no
[38] have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter then your date?
uh...yes.
[39] how many bryces do you know?
none
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