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lil's family
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in order to really understand me, you should meet my family.
incidentally, there would be a family-wide revolt if i didn't tell you that i
am also known as "ratbag". and these folks are revolting enough already....
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mom (aka "screech")
likes:
- idiots
- pickled beets
- talking giberish to small children
- shopping value village seniors' day
dislikes:
- regular exercise
- a life without potatoes or butter
- squirrels in the garden
- admitting she thinks hello kitty is kind of cute
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glen (aka "catfish")
likes:
- his little brothers and sister, but only in small doses
- people who use coasters
- antique malls
- tom petty
dislikes:
- food that touches other food
- alberta drivers
- deer on the highway
- life as he knows it, in general
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lorne (aka "grippo")
likes:
- younger women
- lying about his age
- asking how his little brother and sister got to be older than he is
- applebee's
dislikes:
- being on time
- having his wrinkles pointed out
- sitting next to his sister without slugging her
- good music
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roderick (aka "boo")
likes:
- traveling anywhere nobody else goes
- small animals (not for that reason)
- believing he's smarter than his siblings
- strongbow on tap
dislikes:
- being introduced as "roderick"
- having his mother touch him
- the lack of e.s.l. classes in the public school system
- christmas gifts
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